Why do fish taste so good?
They've never had to eat sack lunches.

Why are fish so smart?
They swim in schools.

Why don't male fish wear ties?
They have no neck to hold onto.

Why should fish be required to wear shorts?
Cause their tails are showing.

Why do fish swim when it's dark?
They'd look pretty silly trying to walk.

Why do female fish distrust male fish?
There's just something fishy about them.

How are people like fish?
They both really enjoy seafood.

Why do pants fall off fish?
Their waists are too small.

Why should male fish be required to wear belts?
So they would keep their pants on.

What one thing do fish never have to worry about?
Tasting like chicken.